Harry and his wife...

Harry and his wife were driving in the country when he saw a sign that
said, "Cow For Sale...$5000"

He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world
worth five thousand dollars."

The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!"

He lifted the cow's tail, and Harry saw that the cow had a snatch just
like a woman. Harry got back in the car, turned to his wife, and
began to cry, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that
has a snatch like a woman and it's worth $5000. And here I am, with
you, with a snatch like a cow, and you ain't worth shit!"

Bwahahaha...sounds like my kinda luck...

Cheers,

THUNDER