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Subject: LMAO
Name: ALPHA
Date: 8/6/2002 3:10:10 AM (GMT-7)
IP Address: 65.96.201.64
Message:

Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co. will
merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become...
Polly, Warner Cracker.

3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMM Good.

Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to
become, of
course, ZipAudiDoDa.

Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
consolidate
as FedUP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell
Honeychild.

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organication of Women will become
Knott NOW!

"Stop and Shop" with "A&P". They will call themselves, for everyones
relief,
Stop and P"

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