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Subject: You think that is bad try this humor
Date: 12/11/2001 4:18:16 PM (GMT-7)
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Santa's bad day...
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick,
and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he
found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the
fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More stress! Then when he
began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell
to the ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the
elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and
found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the
door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree,
And that, my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top
of the Christmas tree.
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