The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary

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Subject: The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
Name: LED
Date: 10/20/2001 3:04:10 PM (GMT-7)
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Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a
sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear
voice inflection over Unix.
Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or
sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for
what I just said" smilie.
Frowning smilie. User did not like that last
statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie
but not quite as good as a happy smilie
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
Worse than a .
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark
was just made.
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat
less common ones:
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for
15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
User is wearing sunglasses
B Sunglasses on head
: User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8 User is a little girl
-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{ User wears a toupee
} Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User juust made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
~ User drools
:-~) User has a cold
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
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:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
= User is a hosehead
- User is a punk rocker
- (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=) User has two noses
+- User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
` User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
, Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
< User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/ User is skeptical
C= User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*< User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smilie
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E- User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[ User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@ User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
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:-: Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with
a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a
double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to
make midget smilies.
Midget smilie
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly
be your friend
=) Variation on a theme...
:} What should we call these? (what?)
:> what?
:@ what?
:I Hmmm...
:[ Real Downer
:< what?
:{ what?
:C what?
:Q what?
:,( Crying
[] Hugs and
:* Kisses
|I Asleep
|^o Snoring
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! "
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-% smiley banker
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
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:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
smiley invisible man
( unsmiley frowning
( smiley big-face
) "
) unsmiley big-face
) scuba smiley big-face
= smiley punk-rocker
= (real punk rockers don't smile)
+ smiley priest
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e disappointed smiley
:-t cross smiley
:-i semi-smiley
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-] smiley blockhead
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-} ditto
{ smiley with its hair parted in the middle
} above in an updraft
:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j left smiling smilely
:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l y. a. s.
:-: mutant smiley
undecided smiley
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
winking smiley
:-< real sad smiley
:-> y.a.s.
:-z y.a.c.s.
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:v) left-pointing nose smiley
:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
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:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
.-] one-eyed smilely
,-} wry and winking
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose
:< midget unsmiley
:> midget smiley
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
ha ha
~~ net.flame
hee hee
O net.religion
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey
8 :-I net.unix-wizards
boo hoo
X-( net.suicide
:-I hmm
E-:-I net.ham-radio
:-O uh oh
>:-I net.startrek
nyah nyah
3[ net.pets
|-P yuk
:-} beard
:-{ mustache
:-# braces
:-X bow tie
:-Q smoker
<:I dunce
(:I egghead
@:I turban
B-) horn-rims
8 glasses on forehead
:-8( condescending stare
>:-< mad
Drama Comedy
Surpise :-o Suspense 8-|
Male :- Female >-
Birth |-O Death 8-#
Infinity 8
---<--{(@ Its a Rose!
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