Top Ten signs that you're about to be laid off


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Subject: Top Ten signs that you're about to be laid off
Name: tdao
Date: 6/8/2001 3:47:35 PM (GMT-7)
IP Address: 209.17.129.170
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10. Company president now driving a Hyundai.

9. Windows 95 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."

8. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

7. Yesterday you were assigned to account management. Today you've been given the task of feeding the fish.

6. That stack of pink paper by the printer is gone.

5. You see a competitor in the building with an interior decorator.

4. Your boss stops by your modular prison cell with a list of names and asks, "Hey, your job is pretty worthless, right?"

3. You think to yourself, "Man, I love this job."

2. Company property gets glued to the desktop


And the #1 sign that you're about to be laid off:
1. You see a picture of your desk on eBay.

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