Re: whoa

went swimming in a shark tank and one of the suckers got him when he tried to rescue his daughter. Meanwhile, his son was teasing a snapper turtle... arggghhhh, he ran for his life and hid in the car and the turtle went berserk and snapped all 4 tires which then led to a hernia in the lower back disk when bighammer tried to lift up the car (the snapper was stuck under it so all wheels were up in the air but who wants to drive at turtel speed?). After the docs stitched the disk with staples, they forgot to tell him that he was supposed to stay home for at least two weeks and he went on doing business as usual, that is, digging trenches, rescuing young, beautiful widows from the 3rd floor of their burning mansions (with the remains of the husbands still smoldering in the basement) and pinched a nerve......

Now he is in Disneyworld, resting the old bones (hehehe)