If you get..

Stopped..here's your defense.

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding
and has the following exchange:

Officer:
May I see your driver's license?

Driver:
I don't have one. I had it suspended when I
got my 5th DUI.

Officer:
May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver:
It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer:
The car is stolen?

Driver:
That's right. But come to think of it, I think
I saw the owner's card in the glove box when
I was putting my gun in there.

Officer:
There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver:
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and
killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed
her in the trunk.

Officer:
There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver:
Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
captain. The car was quickly surrounded by
police,
and the captain approached the driver to handle
the
tense situation:

Captain:
Sir, can I see your license?

Driver:
Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain:
Who's car is this?

Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain:
Could you slowly open your glove box so I
can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain:
Would you mind opening your trunk? I was
told you said there's a body in it.

Driver:
No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped
You said you told him you didn't have a license,
Stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and there
Was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver:
Yeah, right, and I'll bet the lying S.O.B. told
You I was speeding, too.









"It's not enough to know how to ride -- you
must also know how to fall."

Cheers,

THUNDER