Duh

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER. He asked if
they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to
10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the
father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%
pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well was doing. At this point
they decided to try for
50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the
husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife
delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were
ecstatic.
(curser down)









When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.